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Sometimes I wish I knew a hot swimmer so I could...
Is it raining?
Because I think I’m getting wet!
POKEMON PICK UP LINES!
Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready! My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen. If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you. Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar. Can I fertilize you with my sunkern? How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed? My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL...
How to reply to a pick up line 101
Example #1: Him: Is this seat taken? You: Yes but in a couple of second this one wont be. Example #2: Him: Hey I bet you turn a lot of heads :) You: And I bet you turn a lot of stomachs. Where did I get these? From http://www.epicpickuplines.com/